[There's loud shuffling as the Pokegear turns on to reveal...nothing. It's pitch black, so when Prussia stumbles over what is presumably a bunch of rocks, pained cursing can be heard.]

WHERE THE FUCK AM--

ONIX! Geodude!


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KESESESESESE! DUE TO MY GREATNESS, GILBIRD HAS EVO ( Read more... )

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

Ah hell, bite dammit![After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready ( Read more... )

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino ( Read more... )